only northern hemisphere kids will get this joke right now: winter
"Are u ok?" "Im just tired"
T alkin about seinfeld
I nterested in briefcases
R eally sick of income tax
E ntering the puppet demsion
"…yea just tired"
all i want for christmas is to lose 25 pounds
i want to go to mars because then id be the second hottest one on the planet, right behind the curiosity rover. god, i wish i was as hot as the curiosity rover…