cool tricks to share with your kids
IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART
Every fucking forenoon. Every single fucking forenoon when i return from my squirely duties this little faggot just sits there and flashes me this stupid visage. What should i do about him? Ye provideth any knowledge naves?
Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.
she looks so lost
Pop punk caption about how much I love my friends etc
the ultimate achievement; lying on your walk of fame star whilst holding a doll of yourself
This cat owns slaves
I was buying shoes today and the girl helping my had a twy tattoo and I was gonna be like hey I like your tattoo but then I accidentally asked for the wrong size so I couldn’t
Even in Downton she kicks ass.
every time i see zayn